Bitches, Man...Bitches

Woo-hoo! Another night of cat fights and cat walks (aka America's Next Top Model) just ended and yet another aspiring walking clothes hanger got sent home. We're getting down to the nitty-gritty, and I have yet to find a model wannabe to actually root for. Here's my take on the girls:

• Dionne: the quite, nice, motherly model. I hate to say it, but she's a yawn-fest. She'll probably win the whole damn thing!
• Natasha: the Russian mail-order bride. I don't despise her--she's a little weird, but not too horrid. She looked a tiny bit like Angelina Jolie in her photos today.
• Jaslene: the super skinny Cha-Cha girl. God, she looks so much like Janice Dickenson in her photos. I'm not crazy about her--she's way too skinny and I don't think she's all that bright.
• Whitney: the Dartmouth-attending, plus-size model. She'd better appreciate Tyra's support, because that's probably the only thing keeping her around. She'll probably be the next to go. Like Dionne, she seems nice enough, but she's just not that exciting.
  
• Renee: the misunderstood, token bitch of the show. I loathe and detest her, just like I'm supposed to. Apart from being a completely catty bitch, she also looks really old...yuck.
• Brittney: the goofy girl. I kinda like her, but she's not all that special. She comes off as being funny and pretty, but quit whining about the weave, already. We get it--it hurts. Wah!
• Jael: the self-proclaimed revolutionary/freedom fighter (WTF??). She has that same sort of burned out, stoner way about her as Adrienne, the first ANTM winner. I probably shouldn't, but I kinda like her. But then I like people who can swear with style, since doing so is one of my favorite things to do.

Ok, my fellow ANTM-addicts--it's your turn! Who is YOUR favorite model? Leave me a comment with your thoughts!